This is the epic story of a wonderful newyears eve. The day started off with me and ryan trying to figure out how we were going to celebrate the coming of the new year. We sat and pondered on this for the beter part of an hour untill finally we came to the conclusion that we should drive to new york and celebrate in  times square with carson daily and kanye west. Well we didn't know if time would permit us to actually drive all the way to new york in my ford ranger in time to see the clock strike 12 and to watch the famous ball drop so we decided to leave immeadiately. We packed up the essentials which included bread, water, a few peanut butter crackers, and of course our positive attitudes. We were well on our way when we ran out of food so we decided to stop and a local dinner on the roadside. We choose a cozy little booth in the corner and settled down for a nice warm plate of food. Everything was going fine untill Ryan spilled the salt shaker like an idiot. I told him to that it was bad luck and to throw some salt over his right shoulder to make the situation better, the next thing i know he throws the whole salt shaker over his shoulder and hits one of the country folk square in the back of the head. The large man that Ryan hit came over to our table and immeadiatley i said it was ryan just to avoid me getting beat up. The man whose name was seabass it turned out, spit in Ryan's burger making it un-edible, on the other hand i enjoyed my food while ryan sat sulking like a baby because his meal was ruined. I got a bright idea to get our meal free and also to get back at the fella. We went over and apologized to seabass and the guys and asked to buy them a round of drinks, they agreed so went went to the register and told the casheir that seabass offered to pick up our tab and so she said okay and then we threw in some candy, newspapers, and a couple of slim jims, not to mention a few pez dispenesers...............to be continued on Ryan's xanga-humpthat05    

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MY CHRISTMAS LIST TO SANTA ...

1. the abilitly to grow some decent facial hair!

2. a new set of abs and a couple of pecs(maybe a bicep or two)!

3. to get some new "shoes" for my truck.....oh well just make it a new truck!

4. to wake up christmas morning with a stocking full of bite size snickers, smarites, and if if im lucky a kazoo!

5. a red ryder BB gun that wont put my eye out  .*--(

6 an air freshener to eliminate the dirty roomate smell  :--(

7. one cup full of chocolate milk  :--D

8. to NOT  end up like ryan when it comes to school, and life in general (the poor kid has no work ethic)

9. to take a trip to a little place i like to call Aspen......i like it allloooott... but not have a hair cut like lloyd christmas.

10. if i dont get anything else, all i want is for my family to come home.....mom,  dad, buzz,  fuller, stephanie, ron, aunt karen oh ya... and if you have time... uncle frank.